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POLISI SCOOP CUP OF SHAME
“Boys in Blue” circulated SMSes in to collegues in their state-of-the-art radio gadgets after winning the Corruption Cup for the sixth year in a row. They beat other favorites like Lawama Lawyers, Jinga Judges, Bure NGOs and the popular Tamaa August House to clinch the much coveted cup.
The Cup won by Chotea Polisi
Responding to the much anticipated news, the Chotea Polisi spokesman said that they are going to review their bribe charges to reflect their newly acquired status. He said the police are proud to receive the trophy and they will work even harder for it next year.
We have noted the agressive competition from other participants and we shall
pull up our boots next time-- Chotea Polisi Spokesman
The Tamaa MPs team was also happy with the results since it had been left out of the best-performers catalogue last year. A statement said that they will celebrate by increasing their allowances and other benefits since it means they will now be busier.
The Learned Friends learnt the news with great regret. They lost some points because they failed to work well with their team-mates from the Jinga Judiciary team. They offered some consolation to their fans by promising to share the work better next time.
However, there were no losers in the contest because it was all-inclusive. Religious leaders put on a tough fight and beat old-time favorites like Kenya Power and Lighting Co. and Ministry of Agriculture.
Fans of the Kenya Nchi team held silent celebrations in their homes. They learnt this most effective tactic from the Media. They are blaming their decline to their spokesman. They claim that his credentials are second-hand like anything else Dubai.
Just in case you missed the games this season make sure to follow it next season. It promises to be more competitive since the new government will be dishing out free points.
The President had promised to end the game but he met hostile resistance from disgruntled fans. His central Government team was a disappointing 23.
The cup, which is sponsored by the neocolonialistic TI, appraises the performance of various players in the multi-million shilling corruption industry.
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